Bootcamp
Hey Fayzr Fans! Long time, I know, and I apologise for letting you all down.
But the last three days have been somethingelse, let me tell you!
I'm sure it's been over the 'sphere, but just in case any of you have been living under a rock, the Swarm have taken Allappu Minor, so all us Minorans have been evacuated.
Not to worry - I am fine, me and my Dad made it fine onto the evac ships and over to 'Major. I've even managed to 'strude up a new toy.
[As Corey raises something in his hand from off-screen below, it is covered by a sticker of his face with the word "Spoiler" wrapping around it in a circle]
Now, I know you're all keen to jump straight back into the deathless run of "Midnight Souls", but... and this is hard to tell you...
I could not save Julius ðŸ˜
Pour one out for the finest battle-station this side of the core-worlds.
Some Swarm vexer is probably cratering in the first mission right now, the noob. What a waste of a fine CPU.
But don't you worry Fayzr Fans - I will not abandon you in your hour of need. I've managed to get an awesome co-lab lined up, and you'll never believe who with!
[Corey raises a cryo-pistol and cocks it]
Until next time, like and subscribe!
And now more than ever, thanks to my sapphire-tier fans: Orgalog and John-H. Keep those credits rolling - you know where.
Fayzr out!
[Corey makes finger guns forgetting he is holding an actual pistol - it is quite awkward while holding an actual weapon]