Midnight Squad!
Hey Fayzr Fans! Remember the co-lab I've been teasing, well here it is!
[Corey once again raises his hand, this time without the "Spoiler" sticker, showing an SDF private IDENT]
For the first time ever: Fayzr × Suskillon Defence Force
That's right fans,
I know that some of y'all are already pining for the old days of 24-hr drift-racer streams, but instead, think of this as a IRL version of Swarm Attack III, wait, no... SA 5.
[The symbol of the SDF on a black background flies towards the screen, followed by a montage]
I'll be bringing you the best, most entertaining, news and reviews right from the ground.
[Image of Corey and other recruits at the firing range]
Want to know how realistic the Swarm Attack series really is?
[Image of recruits going through typical bootcamp obstacle courses]
Want to get the sights from the front-line before anyone else?
[Image of the recruits lined up before a certain Vesk officer, Corey grinning at the camera]
Want to meet real-world combat heroes? Well stay tuned Fayzr Fans, you're gonna love this!
You won't believe the squad I'm on, y'all!
"Midnight Squad!"
Isn't that the coolest name! "Midnight squad, reporting in", "Midnight squad, roll out"
Ah, I knew this co-lab would be the best.
Now, let's introduce you to the other members of the Midnight Squad!
First up, Dr Eric, bear and Doctor extraordinaire:
Dr Eric, what brought you to Suskillon, and fighting the Swarm?
...
So... editing Fayzr here...
Dr Eric said some really smart things about studying the swarm for years but wanting to get up close and personal with the swarm hosts and so embarking on a journey of personal growth, flying free from the professor who raised him.
But as it turns out bears can't speak too good, so that was all telepathic and well, I never throught I'd need the telepathic add-on for the camera
So, we'll have to save the Xeno-archeology discussion for another episode.
Anyway...
Second, the mysterious bounty hunter: Nurin
They have so much experience flying round the galaxy, fighting aliens, stealing artifacts, getting paid!
And now they're here, in my squad - isn't that cool!
So, Nurin, you ever kill a sapient before? What was it like!?
Kid, get that fucking thing out of my face before I jam it so far up your...
[Nurin visibly pauses, as if to take a breath, without taking a breath]
You made it through basic, which means I have to baby-sit your sorry ass when we're on duty.
When we're off duty, you leave me alone, and we won't have any problems, k?
So, uh, yeah, Nurin everyone
Woo...
And for the last member of the Midnight Squad we have...
Lixil! I mean Lix-1L.
Lix-1L is a cybernetically-enhanced super-soldier, an experimental weapon in the body of a common Barathu.
Lix, can you show us some of your moves?
[Fast cut of Lix forming a sword with his nanites from many different angles.]
...
[It is obvious that Corey has had to artificially add some excitement, as Lix holds the sword perfectly still, rather than showing off any moves.]
[Montage ends with Corey asking something the mic did not pick up, and a sudden burst of fog nanites. Corey can just be made out in the corner of the screen for a second, coughing his lungs out]
"Midnight Squad!"
So there you have it! That's Midnight Squad, the best squad in all of the SDF.
Stay tuned for exciting stories from the frontlines, and more exclusive interviews.
And don't think I've forgotten our war hero - so make sure to subscribe!
And of course, thanks to my sapphire-tier fans: Orgalog and John-H. Keep those credits rolling - you know where.
Fayzr, out!